17 Hilarious Tweets That'll Make People Over 32 Laugh And Then Immediately Hurt Their Neck

17 Hilarious Tweets That’ll Make People Over 32 Laugh And Then Immediately Hurt Their Neck

Spoiler alert: Lots of back pain jokes.

Look, there’s plenty to laugh about in your thirties — the good, the bad, AND the ugly. So, here are some A+++ tweets that will make anyone in their thirties chuckle and then say, “It’s true!”

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At some point in my thirties I started having an opinion about how my groceries are bagged and I don’t like it.

09:13 PM – 27 Jan 2020


As you get older, you begin to suffer the occasional series of increasingly humiliating micro-injuries.
“How did you hurt yourself?”
I slept wrong.
While I was driving, I happened to yawn while checking my blind spot.
I drank water too hard.

10:42 PM – 09 Oct 2020


Being in your 30s means technically you’re a millennial but you also remember when paying with a credit card meant the cashier sighing heavily and pulling out the SHUNCK SHUNCK machine

12:59 AM – 29 Jan 2020


Me, in my teens: This radio station is playing my jams.

Me, in my 20s: This bar is playing my jams.

Me, in my 30s: This grocery store is playing my jams.

06:48 PM – 17 Jan 2020


welcome to your thirties please start developing strong opinions about various over-the-counter pain relievers

04:06 PM – 27 Apr 2019


My 20s: *drinks all the drinks, does all the drugs, has all the sex.

My 30s: *sits on the couch until it’s no longer too early to go to bed

11:38 PM – 14 Nov 2015


You: “I’m only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me.”

Sports Broadcaster: “Here comes the oldest player in the league. He’s 32. A miracle.”

01:36 AM – 06 Dec 2016


by your thirties you should have a pasta shape you vehemently despise for no particular reason. mine’s rotini.

12:46 AM – 25 Apr 2020


Dating in your thirties is like, “so, what do you do for work and fun!! also what traumas have you accumulated by this point that I should be mindful of?”

03:14 PM – 02 Feb 2020


Being in your 30s is just spending all your time working out what kind of headache you’ve got. Not enough caffeine? Too much caffeine? Dehydrated? Overhydrated? Tired? Too much screen time? Stress? Something incurable? Who knows.

09:05 AM – 08 Feb 2020

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