Mariah Carey Has A Cookie Line Now And I’ll Take One Thousand Bags Please
Eat your heart out, Girl Scouts.
Listen, I don’t know about you, but I’d buy anything that Mariah Carey was selling. I’d even buy car insurance from her — that’s how much of a legend she is.
Well, I already have car insurance, but I’ll tell you what I don’t have: cookies with Mariah’s stamp of approval. Luckily, that’s about to change.
That’s right: Mariah is launching her own. Damn. Cookie line.
According to a press release, Mariah’s Cookies will be available to purchase December 4 — yes, that’s tomorrow — “in select markets from coast-to-coast, delivering delectable cookies directly to your door all year round.”
Mariah’s Cookies arrive in a whole boatload of flavors: Chocolate Chunk, Triple Chocolate Chunk, Heath Bar, Lemon Cooler, Spiced Oatmeal Raisin, and holiday flavors like White Chocolate Cranberry, Pumpkin, and Gingerbread.
The press release also mentions that Mariah’s Cookies will be available for delivery via Grubhub, DoorDash, Postmates, UberEats, and Seamless — so you don’t even have to leave your house to sink your teeth into these tasty treats.
Of course, it’s not like I plan on ordering every box of Mariah’s Cookies…I’m just gonna keep it cool.