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Mariah Carey Has A Cookie Line Now And I'll Take One Thousand Bags Please

Mariah Carey Has A Cookie Line Now And I’ll Take One Thousand Bags Please

Eat your heart out, Girl Scouts.

Listen, I don’t know about you, but I’d buy anything that Mariah Carey was selling. I’d even buy car insurance from her — that’s how much of a legend she is.

Mariah Carey attends Tyler Perry's "A Fall From Grace" New York premiere at Metrograph on January 13, 2020 in New York City

Well, I already have car insurance, but I’ll tell you what I don’t have: cookies with Mariah’s stamp of approval. Luckily, that’s about to change.

US singer Mariah Carey participates in the ceremonial lighting of the Empire State Building in celebration of the 25th anniversary of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" on December 17, 2019 in New York City


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That’s right: Mariah is launching her own. Damn. Cookie line.

According to a press release, Mariah’s Cookies will be available to purchase December 4 — yes, that’s tomorrow — “in select markets from coast-to-coast, delivering delectable cookies directly to your door all year round.”

Mariah Carey arrives at Empire State Building on December 17, 2019 in New York City

Mariah Carey arrives at Empire State Building on December 17, 2019 in New York City

Mariah’s Cookies arrive in a whole boatload of flavors: Chocolate Chunk, Triple Chocolate Chunk, Heath Bar, Lemon Cooler, Spiced Oatmeal Raisin, and holiday flavors like White Chocolate Cranberry, Pumpkin, and Gingerbread.

Mariah Carey performs "Christmas Time is in The Air" from her 25th Anniversary album reissue of Merry Christmas during The Late Late Show with James Corden, airing Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Mariah Carey performs "Christmas Time is in The Air" from her 25th Anniversary album reissue of Merry Christmas during The Late Late Show with James Corden, airing Wednesday, December 18, 2019


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Jeez, I’m getting hungry.

The press release also mentions that Mariah’s Cookies will be available for delivery via Grubhub, DoorDash, Postmates, UberEats, and Seamless — so you don’t even have to leave your house to sink your teeth into these tasty treats.

Mariah Carey attends Variety's 2019 Power of Women: Los Angeles presented by Lifetime at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 11, 2019 in Beverly Hills, California

Mariah Carey attends Variety's 2019 Power of Women: Los Angeles presented by Lifetime at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 11, 2019 in Beverly Hills, California

The official website doesn’t seem to be 100% live just yet, but in the meantime check the press release to see if Mariah’s Cookies will be available in your area. And if not, don’t fret — they apparently have plans to roll out more availability early next year, too.

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey

Of course, it’s not like I plan on ordering every box of Mariah’s Cookies…I’m just gonna keep it cool.

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